i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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