i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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