I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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