The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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