I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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