SEEEEXXX PLEASE
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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