i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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