he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I just found puke in my bra..
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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