sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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