Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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