I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
