You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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