yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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