Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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