yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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