I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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