WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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