Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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