Can Purell be used as lube?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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