you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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