i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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