I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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