? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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