what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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