That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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