Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
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