fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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