scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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