I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I'm like, not good at living.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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