I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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