playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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