seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
