May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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