the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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