Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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