I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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