That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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