So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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