omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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