no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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