My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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