Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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