we're blogging at a bar
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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