you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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