shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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