Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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