Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Randomize
