dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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