come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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