new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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