I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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