do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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