that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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