I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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