So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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