he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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